How to get yourself out of a ticket.
What if I told you that you will never get a ticket again?
Not possible you say?
Can’t be done you say?
Well I say YOU just have a bad attitude, and you just aren’t looking at the big picture here.
Yes folks, today I am going to teach you how to never get a ticket again with my [...]
Dear Sir/Madam.
We have your carrot.
It is safe, but how long said carrot shall remain safe for is up to you.
The cost?
Ten Thousand beets, wrapped in brown paper.
Midnight.
Behind the barn.
Come Alone.
I’ll be the one with the carrot(you’ll know me when you see me)
