What A Way To Start The Day.

This morning at 6:00 my cat jumped through the window above my bed that I always leave open for him with a present for me.

A huuge rat.

He sat there on the windowsill, proud as could be, with A look on his face that said ” See? See what I did?? What the fuck have you done lately?”

I nudged him back out the window and went back to bed.
As I was falling back to sleep I remember thinking, “you know, sometimes cats can be real assholes.”


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